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Atten-hut!Serving in the military is a joke
Chapter 2
Of course, you probably think that Harry doesn’t care about you at all,
2Except to laugh at you,
3And your uniforms,
4And your spit-shined shoes,
5And your aweapons,
6And all those bflags you cart around with you,
7Wherever you go.
8Don’t you?
9Well, maybe he does laugh,
10A little,
11But no more than anybody else,
12Because serving in the military of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth has become kind of a ajoke,
13Which you must have suspected before this,
14bUnless you’re the kind that really believes all that garbage about duty and honor and patriotism,
15And following orders,
16Without thinking about it at all.
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