ULTRA-HARRIER MORT’S MARCHING ORDERS · FOR THE
FORGERS
They sort of think they kind of believe…
Chapter 11
From now on, whenever you march off to some little foreign country to do what your generals tell you to,
2There will be a wave of blame accompanying you,
3Because you are the bad guys,
4kAnd whoever you oppose must be in the right,
5Because if they hate the lnation that’s going to end the world,
6Then they must be noble and fine and good,
7Even if they’re the worst scum of the earth,
8Because if they’re scum,
9mThen it must have been some imperialistic friend of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth who made them that way,
10nBecause anyone can see that everyone on the planet is supposed to have the same amount of things,
11oSince we’re all basically things anyway, all made out of the same elements and all, just in different combinations, of course,
12And so anyone who doesn’t have as many things as we do is obviously a victim of oppression,
13Which makes it pretty easy to keep score,
14pBecause nobody anywhere has as many things as we do.
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