THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Mike enlarges the breasts of the stars
Chapter 51
Another follower named cMike also became an Ultra-Harrier.
2Mike joined the Silver Ghost Tour after he flunked out of law school,
3And took a position as a dChosen One,
4With the idea of going to medical school on his bonus,
5Because Ned thought he could fix it,
6Which he did.
7And so Mike went on to become a plastic surgeon,
8And specialized in breast enlargements,
9Which he did so well at that even eVicki went to him,
10Not long before her first trip to fRio,
11And Mike made so much money that he moved to gBeverly Hills,
12Where he enlarged the breasts of the hstars day in and day out,
13Until he got isued,
14By jTony’s wife,
15Who said that he had ruined her career,
16kAnd wanted fifteen million dollars.
17Unfortunately, Mike wasn’t able to retain a really good lawyer,
18lFor some reason,
19And he lost big,
20Which is why he had to stop practicing medicine,
21And start curing cancer with hypnosis in Mexico,
22Which turned out to be even more lucrative than breast enlargement,
23mEven though his patients mostly died.
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