THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
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Chapter 50
Some of the other followers did pretty well for themselves too,
2And became Ultra-Harriers,
3kIncluding Wayne,
4Who was actually named lNick when mNed met him during the initial Silver Ghost tour.
5As a matter of fact, Nick gave Ned a pretty hard time about the nWay of Harry for quite a while,
6And even threatened to go to the authorities to stop Ned from starting his new business,
7Until he got a visit from oLucky,
8pWho gave him some Consolation,
9qAnd opened his eyes to all the opportunities of Harry’s Way,
10Which caused Nick to be converted right away,
11And wash his hands of everything,
12And change his name to Wayne for some reason,
13Right then and there.
14From then on, Wayne followed Harry like nobody’s business.
15He was the first follower not in the original eleven to become a rVice-president,
16And the only follower who had a degree in chemistry and an MBA,
17Which is why everybody thought he might make it all the way to sNumber One someday,
18tEspecially when he did such a smooth job of retiring Fred after the letter thing,
19Which is when Harry made him an Ultra-Harrier,
20And gave him a corner office with a window.
21But then, a couple of years ago, something strange happened.
22uOne afternoon, Wayne walked out of his corner office at Parish Headquarters,
23And disappeared,
24Without a trace,
25Taking no money or Consolation with him,
26Thus explaining why Wayne has become one of the aGreat Mysteries of the Pontifical Harrier Parish,
27And is still remembered as a Great Ultra-Harrier.b
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