THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Jerry makes the headlines
Chapter 46
Meanwhile, gJerry was enjoying a very successful political career,
2Based on a lot of great connections he made while serving as an hArch-Harrier in the mid-west.
3In fact, Jerry wound up getting elected to several terms in the congress of the Most Chosen nation on Earth,
4And became pretty much of a national celebrity when he conducted hearings into all the unscrupulous stuff that iSam was part of,
5So that he got invited to give speeches about honesty in government to every club and fraternal organization in the whole country,
6Which might have led to a jpresidential nomination,
7According to some people,
8Except for that unfortunate incident with the teenage son of his personal secretary,
9Which made the headlines,
10And led to additional charges concerning the kmillion dollars he was making each year in speaking fees,
11Which is why it was so incredibly fortunate that his good friend lMort had some interesting information about the chairman of the committee that was investigating Jerry,
12mSo that eventually, it turned out that all the charges got dropped when he apologized for the thing with his secretary’s teenage son,
13nAnd felt that he was kind of vindicated altogether when he was named to succeed the chairman of the investigating committee,
14Who resigned and wrote a obook of his own, and then went on to become a plobbyist himself a year or two after the whole incident,
15qWhich is a long long time in Harrier terms,
16As every Harrier knows.
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