THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Tony marries a porn queen
Chapter 43
eTony was an Arch Harrier in San Francisco for a couple of years,
2fAnd then returned to the academic world,
3And got gtenure at a famous university,
4And became chairman of the hpsychology department,
5iAnd never thought about a single thing again,
6Until he got into trouble for coercing a young female doctoral candidate to have jsex with him in exchange for approving her dissertation topic,
7Which would probably have been kokay,
8Except that he also extorted sexual favors from the doctoral candidate’s young lover,
9lWho turned out to be the daughter of the dean,
10mNot to mention a few years underage,
11nWhich he got sent to prison for,
12But atoned for when he got out,
13oBy starting a very successful self-help group for reformed sexual offenders,
14pWhich is how he got the contract to write his best-selling book,
15qAnd all those invitations to talk about his problems on TV talk shows,
16Which is how he got the financial backing to set up his nationwide network of franchised sex offender clinics,
17Until he had so much money that nobody minded when he married a nineteen-year-old rporn queen,
18sAnd moved to Beverly Hills.
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