THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Ned escapes to RioTony marries a porn queen
Chapter 42
sVinnie took a position as an Arch-Angel in tLos Angeles until he earned a big enough ubonus to go back to his rock and roll band.
2Then he wrote a whole bunch of great vhit songs about how great it was to be a Harrier,
3And sold millions and millions of albums,
4And got a bunch of awards,
5wAnd bought about a dozen houses in the best neighborhoods all over the country,
6aAnd slept with thousands and thousands of groupies,
7bUntil he got busted on about forty-five counts of using and dealing illegal drugs,
8cWhich is why he was so lucky that the very best criminal lawyer in the whole country wasn’t busy working on Ned’s appeal,
9And was therefore available to take Vinnie’s case,
10And get him off with eight months of community service,
11Which made his fans incredibly happy,
12So that he set a music industry record with the sales of his brand-new dalbum about what it feels like to be a Harrier doing community service.
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