THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Willie retires to the countryNed escapes to Rio
Chapter 40
nSam was an Arch-Harrier for a while in New York,
2And then he became a very very successful lawyer,
3Until he took some kind of government job in oWashington, D.C.,
4And got indicted for destroying a bunch of evidence,
5pBy accident, of course,
6In his garbage disposal,
7Which the jury didn’t quite believe his story about,
8qAnd so he got sent to a quiet little prison,
9Near Philadelphia,
10Where he made a bunch of very good acontacts,
11Which came in handy when he got paroled,
12bAnd wrote a book about how he wasn’t really responsible for what happened,
13But was really sorry anyway,
14cFor some reason,
15Which got him on a bunch of talk shows,
16So that everyone could see that he wasn’t some terrible monster,
17But just like them,
18dAnd so everybody forgave him,
19Including the egorgeous talk show host he married,
20And he eventually landed a new job,
21As a lobbyist in fWashington, D.C.,
22Where he had this incredibly beautiful mansion in Georgetown,
23gWhich was perfect down to the last detail,
24Including the Silver Ghost in the driveway.
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