THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Willie begs for assistance
Chapter 37
And then I, Willie, asked my brethren to help me,
2gSince they had had so much practice in carrying the Word of Harry to so many peoples and places,
3But they merely laughed at me, saying,
4“Philadelphia?
5h“You’ve got to be kidding.”
6And then they turned to go,
7So that I had to fall on my knees and beg for their assistance,
8Which they reluctantly agreed to give,
9But only after Harry got on the phone again and mentioned the part about a ibig bonus for getting the Pontifical Harrier Parish off the ground,
10Which brought a strange new light to the eyes of the eleven,
11And made them promise to help me,
12As long as they didn’t actually have to stay in Philadelphia,
13Which is why they agreed to write letters instead,
14jOr have them written, anyway,
15To a whole bunch of Philadelphia kneighborhoods,
16So that the Word of Harry might be spread further,
17Without any of the Ultra-Harriers actually having to go there.
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