THE

EXPLOITS Chapter 35

OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS

Ned is Number OneWillie begs for assistance

Chapter 35

Then, in my desperation, I cried out to Harry, saying,

2Truly, I do not know what else you may require of me,

3For no city in this Most Chosen Nation on Earth is more full of Harriers than Philadelphia,

4And every neighborhood, and every street, and every home, and every school, and every place of business, and every office of any kind, and every campus and tenement is full to bursting with Harriers,

5Who never think about anything at all,

6And who live by your Trinity so fiercely that every neighborhood, and every street, and every home, and every school, and every place of business, and every office of any kind, and every campus and tenement is already falling apart,

7From the inside out,

8And everyone sees that this is so,

9ⁿAnd yet no one is responsible,

10And every one of them blames somebody else,

11And all of them are certain that nothing matters at all,

12Except their own desires,

13And I cannot see what else might be done to improve on this outstanding triumph of your Way.

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