THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
Sam converts the lawyers
Chapter 23
jIra decided that the best way to carry the Word of Harry to Hollywood was to go into show business,
2kWhich isn’t hard to do if you have a Silver Ghost and a white suit and a bunch of heavily armed Angels beside you at all times,
3lAnd so he started putting together a movie deal,
4From a rented mansion in Beverly Hills,
5Which made it possible for him to meet other Hollywood producers,
6And subtly introduce the mWord of Harry into casual conversations at parties,
7And soirées,
8And premieres,
9And so forth.
10When the producers of Hollywood heard the Word of Harry, they didn’t understand it at all,
11And admitted it freely,
12Explaining to Ira that the first rule of being a success in Hollywood is never to think about anything at all,
13And so there was no chance that they would ever have any interest in Harry,
14But what was all this talk about Consolation?
15nThereupon, Ira speedily signed them all up,
16And handed out lots and lots of little ospoons,
17And started requesting phuge volumes of Consolation delivered to his mansion in Hollywood.
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