THE
EXPLOITS
OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS
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Chapter 21
But eventually, the day could no longer be postponed when the Ultra-Harriers had to split up,
2And go their separate ways,
3And try not to think about what might happen,
4At all.
5And so, hSam went out in his Silver Ghost, accompanied by Angels, to carry the Word of Harry to the lawyers,
6And iVinnie went out in his Silver Ghost to carry the Word of Harry to rock and roll stars and their fans,
7And jMort went out to carry the Word of Harry to the journalists and media professionals,
8And kNed went out to carry the Word of Harry to corporations and banks and brokerage firms,
9And lJerry went out to the politicians,
10And mIra went to Hollywood,
11And nTony went out to the colleges and universities,
12And oJoe went out to the Christians,
13And pLucky went out to the downtrodden and oppressed,
14And qFred went out to some prep school or something in New England,
15And I, rWillie, stayed by the phone with a steno pad to write down their exploits as they called in sfrom all over the place,
16In Philadelphia,
17Which may sound like the easiest job,
18Except for the part about having to stay in tPhiladelphia, of course,
19But somebody had to do it,
20And besides, I had to figure out how to establish the uPontifcal Harrier Parish of the United States of America,
21aWhich seemed like it would be a hard thing to do.
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