The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE

EXPLOITS Chapter 20

OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS

Secret signs and symbols
Chapter 20
After a lot of discussion, it was agreed that the best thing for the Ultra-Harriers to do was disguise themselves,
2aAnd wear white suits, and hats, and dark glasses,
3Just like Harry,
4So that nobody would really know who anybody was,
5And maybe that would help,
6Somehow,
7Especially if they managed to get through a whole year with the Angels and then wanted to start a blegitimate career or something.
8They also decided that in the early going anyway, there should be a secret Harrier csymbol,
9So that everybody would know when it was really safe to be as dbrazen as Harry was,
10And so Lucky suggested that eHarriers should all wear a tiny little fspoon around their necks,
11Because it would come in handy for receiving Consolation in cramped places like catacombs and restrooms,
12Not to mention the fact that “spoon” might turn out to be a good acronym,
13If anybody wanted to think of one,
14Which most of them didn’t,
15Although Willie thought of several,
16And wrote them down,
17Somewhere,
18As well as a very special ultra-secret Harrier symbol that only the eleven knew,
19gJust in case.
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