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OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS

Harry wants an institutionThe Harrier’s Brayer

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I won’t kid you about the fact that it may take a long time for the ^wPontifical Harrier Parish to replace all the other institutions people like to patronize,

2Because Harriers are creatures of habit,

3Since habits make it easy to live from one day to the next without really thinking about it,

4But we will ^xwin out in the end,

5Because most of the other institutions are already just branches of the ^yGreater Harrier Parish,

6Which has been growing without any help from us for years and years already anyway,

7And eventually even the dumbest sheep will recognize who the best shepherd is,

8Since the other shepherds can offer only sin and guilt and hell and the merest ^asip of wine in exchange for their meaningless rituals,

9Whereas I can offer ^bConsolation.

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