THE BOOMER BIBLE
EPISTLE DEDICATORY
TO THE MOST EXALTED AND DREADLY PUNK · DOCTOR DREAM
BY THE WILL OF ST. NUKE, KING OF PUNK CITY, IN THE REALM OF PHILADELPHIA, DEFENDER OF KNOWLEDGE AND GUARDIAN OF VALOR
The Assemblers of the Boomer Bible seek Truth, Hope, and Justice through the Intermediation of the RAPTOR our Father
We, the Punks of Punk City, do hereby dedicate to you, our ultimate voice, this testimony of our pitiless anger against the population of the Most Chosen Nation in the History of the World. We so dedicate this work in the manner of a petition for your advent, and an invocation for your wrath. The number of petitioners is in excess of two thousands of us, which are represented by signatories identifying the most august and fierce of our kingdom, located on and about the environs of South Street, in the City of Brotherly Love. We do not protest our right to receive you in your full power and eloquence; rather we invite your presence humbly, having demonstrated in such small ways as have been shown to us our willingness to exchange our lives for Ardor, and to devote our energies to Learning, notwithstanding the darkness of the Ignorance, Despair, and Indignity from which we came to embark upon this work. Further, we have sworn ourselves, and the strength of all our arms and instruments, to the rediscovery of the Light that had been so malignantly concealed from our blindered eyes. If there be some particle of value in this our shared monument, we do beseech you, on bended knee, to hear this petition, and so redeem our lives.
- April 19, 1981
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