The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

ED Chapter 78


A comedy troupe called the Three StoopidsJeffrey gets killed
Chapter 78
“That’s it,” Ed said, grabbing hold of Charlie and putting him into his box.
2And he was so intent on getting the latches closed and locked that he never heard Charlie’s last desperate words,
3oWhich were all about how someone would come,
4Someday,
5To explain what it all meant,
6And what people could do about it,
7But Ed was in no mood to hear more,
8From such a complete dummy,
9Which actually made him kind of afraid of Charlie for a little while,
10Until he thought of the perfect asolution…
11bGLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB…
12Which fixed everything,
13Until Ed’s glass went cdry.
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