THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
A comedy troupe called the Three Stoopids
Chapter 77
Wait! (cried Charlie),
2There will be one thing that’s really and truly extraordinary.
3“What?” Ed asked skeptically.
4I’m talking about pure genius here (replied Charlie).
5There will be a comedy troupe called the Three Stoopids,
6Consisting of jBowel, kDilly, and lHarley,
7Who will break new ground in the entire field of comedy,
8mBecause they will finally succeed in surpassing the vaunted Marx genius,
9Which they will do by yelling constantly at the top of their lungs,
10nAnd needling each other to death,
11And breaking bottles over each other’s heads,
12And screwing up every job they ever tackle,
13But in as surly a way as possible,
14So that everyone will just laugh and laugh and laugh…
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