THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
Breakthroughs in children’s entertainment
Chapter 74
My my my. We are getting snooty, aren’t we (replied Charlie)?
2But that’s okay because TV will also make enormous breakthroughs in children’s entertainment,
3aSo that kids will grow up in front of the set watching marvelous shows like ‘I Love Giant Mice,’ which will be all about a bclub where children wear mouse ears and sing songs about how much fun it is to watch TV every day,
4cAnd ‘I Love Huck Hound,’ which will be all about a cartoon dog who gets into trouble a lot with his friend Yogi Bore, a cartoon bear who eats everybody’s picnic basket at a state park, and keeps making the forest ranger fall out of a tree,
5dAnd ‘I Love Tooty Bird,’ which will be all about a cartoon cat’s unquenchable thirst for the blood of an obnoxious little cartoon canary, who keeps hitting the cat on the head with a emallet ten times bigger than he is,
6fAnd ‘I Love Superman,’ which will be all about a hero from another planet who wears a cape and is completely ginvulnerable, so that the outlaw’s bullets always bounce off his chest,
7hAnd ‘I Love Motor Mouse,’ which will be all about a cartoon rodent from another planet who wears a cape and is completely invulnerable, so that the bad cat’s bullets always bounce off his chest, and he always saves the day for American mice everywhere,
8And ‘I Love Batman,’ which will be all about a cartoon character played by a iman with a pot-belly, who wears a cape and bat’s ears and rides around in a car with a bat’s nose, and lives in a Bat cave with a boy named jRobin,
9And ‘I Love…
10“Stop it,” said Ed.
11“Surely, there has to be something worthwhile on TV someday…”
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