THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Great TV game shows
Chapter 73
Of course there will be (answered Charlie), although you sound like you’ve developed some pretty stratospheric standards all of a sudden for a guy who started TV journalism by smoking a lot of cigarettes.
2However, I’ll overlook your tone of voice,
3And tell you about all the great TV game shows that will give everyone in the Most Chosen Nation a chance to earn fabulous prizes and oodles of cash,
4sIncluding shows like ‘I Love to Make Bad Deals,’ where people will dress up like tchickens and stalks of celery so that the uhost will notice them and offer them a choice between Curtain No. 2 and Box No. 1,
5Not to mention shows like ‘I Love Guessing the Right Prices,’ where people will win fabulous prizes by knowing exactly how much a bottle of salad oil costs, unless it’s a vstation wagon instead,
6wOr shows like ‘I Love Tic Tac Toe,’ where people will…
7“No they won’t,” interrupted Ed.
8“Is that the best you can do?”
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