THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Something called rocking roll musicGreat TV game shows
Chapter 71
“As a matter of fact,” Ed replied, “I’m feeling kind of tired and worn out right now,
2a“And I can’t help thinking about how much I miss radio.
3“Won’t radio survive at all?”
4Of course it will survive (said Charlie),
5But nothing like the way it was,
6Because rocking roll will spread out from your variety show into thousands of radio stations in every city, suburb, hamlet, and farm of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
7So that teenagers will be introduced to hundreds and hundreds of great rocking roll bands,
8Including bPink Freud,
9cThe Why,
10dDead Butterfly,
11eSteppenfetch,
12fScream,
13gSuntanna,
14hThe Droogs,
15iRed Zeppelin,
16jThe Greatful Bread,
17kJanie Jalopie,
18lJimmy Heartattax,
19mCrosley, Spoils, Bash & Bing,
20nAnd Bub the Beadle, of course,
21And so many others that the airwaves of the Most Chosen Nation will be continuously crowded with the writhing, pounding beat of adolescent sexuality,
22As interpreted by oelectric guitars,
23And pvast drum sets,
24And qdeafening keyboards,
25And rshrieking vocals,
26Which will all be so exciting that just talking about it makes me feel like a green young sapling again,
27Ready to pollinate like nobody’s business.
28Do you want to hear more?
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