THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Something called rocking roll music
Chapter 70
And talk shows aren’t the only thing that will get their start on your variety show,
2Because when you’re on every single week, you naturally get to discover new trends in entertainment,
3Which you will do,
4dIncluding something called rocking roll music,
5Which will burst onto the small screen because of your insight about where things are going,
6And there will be titanic rocking roll stars created on your show,
7With names like eElvis Crosley,
8And Frankie fCamelot,
9And gPat Boom,
10And hChoke Bury,
11And the iTintinnabulations,
12And the jSirenes,
13Not to mention the very biggest rocking roll stars of all,
14kWho will come to the Most Chosen Nation,
15lTo show young people in the Most Chosen Nation how to do rocking roll music right,
16mNamely, by having a lot less black people involved,
17nAnd wearing funny haircuts,
18oInstead of gold lamé,
19And so it will be your privilege to introduce a lot of foreign rocking roll stars to a pGreat New Generation of young people,
20qIncluding the Bottles,
21rAnd Armand’s Armpits,
22sAnd Rolling Rocks too,
23tWho will finally bring raw sexual energy out of the closet into the mainstream of life in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
24After which nothing will ever be the same again,
25Would you like to hear about it?
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