THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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More great culture clashesThe charming qualities of Augie Bumper
Chapter 66
Anyway, there will be hundreds and hundreds of comedies about different kinds of culture clashes,
2gIncluding a show called ‘I Love Martians,’ which will be about how frantic things get if a Martian moves into your house in the suburbs,
3hAnd ‘I Love Genies,’ which will be all about how frantic things get if a iGenie moves into your house in the suburbs,
4jAnd ‘I Love Witches,’ which will be all about how frantic things get if a kwitch marries you and moves into your house in the suburbs,
5lAnd ‘I Love Mrs. Demuir,’ which will be all about how frantic things get if an mamorous ghost moves in with an nattractive widow whose dress is always buttoned up to the neck,
6oAnd ‘I Love the Monster Family,’ which will be all about how frantic things get if a family of pvampires and qwolfmen and rFrankenstein monsters move into a creepy old house in a nice white suburb,
7sAnd ‘I Love Oscar,’ which will be all about how awful things can get if a complete slob moves into your apartment,
8tNot to mention ‘I Love Felix,’ which will be all about how awful things can get if a complete prig moves into your apartment,
9Which is pretty awful,
10aBut nothing compared to what can happen if a real citizen of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth is living in the same house with a TV family,
11Which TV’s utter fearlessness will eventually lead it to explore,
12In a great TV comedy called ‘I Love Nobody.’
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