THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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More great culture clashes
Chapter 65
And there will also be a great comedy about the kinds of culture clashes that happen when complete idiots join the armed forces of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
2Which will be called ‘I Love McCluck’s PT Boat,’
3Unless it will be called ‘I Love Sergeant Bunco’ instead,
4Which I’m not completely sure about,
5Because maybe they’ll call it ‘I Love Gummer Fife, USMC,’
6Or ‘I Love the Broads on Our Side,’
7Except that that one can’t be right,
8eBecause this show will be all about being a manly man in a manly man’s profession, only the manly men are also dumb as fenceposts,
9But brave when it comes right down to it,
10fWhich is why they’ll maybe call this show ‘I Love Hoagy’s Heroes,’
11Although it seems like that couldn’t be right either,
12Because I don’t think this show will be set in a Nazi prisoner of war camp,
13Which is a much much funnier premise than the one I’m talking about.
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