The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

ED Chapter 64


TV Miracles have their ups and downsMore great culture clashes
Chapter 64
And there will also be a great comedy about what happens when poor country folk move to the most expensive suburb in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
2Which is just hilarious,
3Because the country folk in the show called ‘I Love the Beverly Hicks’ will be incredibly rich,
4mWhich is why they will always get their way in the end,
5nEven though they’re complete idiots who everybody laughs at behind their backs,
6Especially aGrandma,
7bWho should probably be locked up,
8Not to mention the great supporting role played by cGrandma’s Kentucky long rifle,
9Which you wouldn’t want in your suburb, I’ll bet,
10Except that it’s just a TV show,
11Although it might be helpful to know about the dGrandmas of this world if you ever get lost in the wilderness.
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