THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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TV Miracles have their ups and downs
Chapter 63
For example, there will be a great comedy about what happens when well-heeled city folk move to the country,
2Which will be called ‘I Love Cheap Acres,’
3In which the starring role will be played by a lgiant pig who grunts and snorts a lot but otherwise doesn’t talk much,
4Which is more than you can say for the rest of the country folk in the show.
5Who will drive the city folk crazy,
6So that everyone will know the only reason they stay is because the pay is so good,
7Week after week,
8Month after month,
9And year after year.
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