THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Doctors are infallible too
Chapter 57
In fact, there will be so many infallible lawyers on television that you might get the idea only lawyers are infallible,
2Which isn’t true,
3eBecause there will also be infallible doctors,
4Who will always save their patients,
5With so much brilliant medical knowledge and so much warm, caring commitment that it’s easy to see why their patients will just love them to pieces,
6Even after they get the bill,
7Which they will do on shows like ‘I Love Dr. Kilmore,’
8Which will be all about an amazingly good-looking young fintern who saves more patients than the Mayo Clinic,
9And ‘I Love Ben Cranky,’
10Which will be all about a gbrilliant brain surgeon who glowers all the time because he can’t figure out how to button up his operating tunic, although that doesn’t make him a bad doctor, because he saves more patients than Dr. Kilmore,
11And ‘I Love Miracle Wilby,’
12Which will be all about a hbrilliant general practitioner who saves everybody with a warm smile and a pat on the head, not to mention the fact that he has a nice white house in the suburbs, which puts everybody at ease, even if he does have a iyounger associate who rides around on a motorbike, which you have to forgive, because Miracle seems to think it’s okay,
13And it’s very very smart to have Miracle as your doctor,
14Because then it doesn’t matter if you’re sick or just got framed for murder,
15jSince you can get help under the same listing in the phone book.
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