THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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A great hero named Smith & WessonPerry Mastodon always wins
Chapter 53
For example, there will be a great situation comedy called ‘I Love Mr. Nojack,’
2Which will be all about a handsome and infallible high school teacher,
3aPlayed by Jan Francisco,
4Who will always care about all his students,
5And always figure out all their problems,
6bIn just twenty-two minutes a night,
7Unless the network gives him forty-four minutes instead,
8Which they will probably do,
9Because Mr. Nojack will be so popular,
10Although his great popularity will maybe be responsible for this show not lasting as long as some other shows,
11cBecause teachers don’t make a lot of money,
12dWhich is why the day will come when Mr. Nojack has to move on to some other line of work,
13eLike maybe something to do with the law,
14Although maybe not too,
15fBecause the law will be pretty well stocked with infallible people,
16On TV, anyway,
17As we shall see.
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