THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
A war zone called ChicagoA great hero named Smith & Wesson
Chapter 51
There will also be a vast number of comedies about guns owned by police officers and private investigators and secret agents,
2Which will be very very popular,
3And will show the citizens of the Most Chosen Nation how to commit any kind of crime you could think of,
4While making only one little mistake,
5Which is all it takes for the great hero named aSmith & Wesson to win out in the end,
6With a hail of magic bullets that always injure or kill the boutlaw,
7Without spilling a drop of blood,
8Or even mussing the hair of the chandsome actors who are responsible for carrying Smith & Wesson to the big showdown.
9And there will be so many of these comedies that it’s impossible to describe all of them individually,
10Not to mention the fact that they won’t all be quite as original as the comedies we’ve already talked about,
11And they will become sort of a blur after a while,
12A lot like a speeding bullet.
13But if you doubt my word, I can give you the names of some of them,
14So that when they come along you can check them out for yourself,
15Including ‘I Love 77 Surfside Strip,’
16And ‘I Love 50 Hawaiian Eyes,’
17And ‘I Love Cannix,’
18And ‘I Love Harry Diamond,’
19And ‘I Love Peter’s Gun,’
20dAnd ‘I Love the Naked Policewoman,’
21And ‘I Love the Man from the F.B.I.,’
22And ‘I Love Spying for My Uncle,’
23And ‘I Love Lieutenant Dragnet,’
24And ‘I Love Barnaby Ironstreet,’
25And…
26Well, I could go on and on,
27But I think you get the idea.
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