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More great gun comedies
Chapter 47
And these are really only a few of the great gun comedies that will be set in the wild west,
2Because there will be more of them than there are guns in the Most Chosen Nation,
3Or almost that many, anyway,
4Including ‘I Love Cayenne,’
5And ‘I Love the Lowman,’
6And ‘I Love Marvelick,’
7dAnd ‘I Love Jim Blowie,’
8eAnd ‘I Love Bat Mannerson,’
9fAnd ‘I Love Wyeth Urp,’
10And ‘I Love Dead Valley Days,’
11And ‘I Love the Chuckwagon Train,’
12And ‘I Love Cowhide,’
13Not to mention ‘I Love Dale Evans,’
14And ‘I Love Annie Ugly,’
15And some other stuff for the women in the audience.
16But in case you think that all the best gun parts will be played by the Colts and Winchesters,
17There will also be a whole bunch of great comedies that don’t take place out west,
18But in other places instead,
19gWhere there will be parts for shotguns and snub-nosed police revolvers and every other kind of gun you can think of,
20Including machine guns.
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