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Chapter 46
There will be another great comedy show called ‘I Love the Panderosa,’
2lWhich will be completely different from other shows starring guns,
3mBecause it will be all about a whole family of guns,
4Including Papa Six-Gun and his four sons,
5nPlayed by five members of the illustrious Colt family of thespians,
6oWho live out west on a horse ranch,
7With a bunch of excellent supporting rifles that stand tall inside their rack in the library,
8Not to mention a whole family of very good-looking studs called the Carthorses,
9Including Red Carthorse, the wise old stallion,
10pPlayed by Mr. Red, of course,
11And qAdam Carthorse, the eldest foal, who wants to run away from home and have an acting career,
12Just like dad,
13And then there’s rHorse Carthorse, the biggest foal, who always wears a very handsome brown saddle and bucks like crazy when he gets mad,
14sLittle Foal Carthorse, the pony of the family, who has a huge mane and a real knack for attracting the fillies,
15Not to mention tHopalong Suet, who has a braided tail and always whinnies right around dinnertime.
16All of these families are very attached to their ranch,
17Played by the aPanderosa,
18Which is constantly under siege by outlaws,
19Who attack once a week,
20bAnd have to be killed before they steal the hay crop,
21So that the Carthorses won’t starve to death,
22Which is why the show will be so darned funny,
23Because it will be obvious to everybody in the audience that old Red and Adam and Horse are in absolutely no danger of ever starving to death,
24cAnd Little Foal will be okay too as long as there’s a single filly within a radius of a hundred miles.
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