THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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A funny man in stretch pants
Chapter 45
There will be another great comedy show called ‘I Love the Lone Rider,’
2cWhich will be completely different from all the other shows starring guns,
3dBecause it will be all about two six-guns,
4Played by eSilver Colt and his twin brother Scout,
5fWho will live with a very funny man dressed in stretch pants,
6Played by the gLone Ranger,
7Who will always wear a mask so that no one can recognize him in those stretch pants,
8hAnd together, Lone and Silver and Scout will ride all over the place hunting down outlaws,
9Accompanied by their faithful Indian friend iToto,
10Which is a lot of company for a man who’s supposed to be all alone,
11Although that’s a big part of the reason why the show will become such a comedy classic,
12Not to mention what great shots Silver and Scout are,
13jBecause they will use silver bullets,
14Exclusively,
15And they will always shoot the outlaws in the hand,
16Because they are so peace-loving at heart,
17And also because the Lone Rider will just hate it when any kblood gets on his stretch pants.
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