THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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A lawman named Marshal Bullet
Chapter 43
There will be another great comedy called ‘I Love Gunfire,’
2gWhich will be completely different from ‘I Love My Rifle’ and ‘I Love Bounty Hunting,’
3hBecause it will be all about a six-gun,
4Played by iColt Forty-Five,
5Who lives out west with a lawman named Marshal Bullet,
6Played by jJames Harness,
7Not to mention all of Marshal’s funny friends,
8Such as kChuckroast, the hilarious crippled deputy,
9And lMiss Kitty-Kat, the virgin saloon girl,
10And mFestering Sore, the town idiot,
11Not to mention nDoc Holiday,
12Who will absolutely always be on hand to take the bullet out of Marshal’s shoulder,
13Which will get back in there every week,
14Right before Colt kills the outlaw who pulled the trigger,
15Which will be just hilarious,
16Because everybody knows that the outlaw gun needs a sight readjustment,
17Everybody but next week’s outlaw, that is.
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