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A lawman named Marshal Bullet
Chapter 42
There will be another great comedy show called ‘I Love Bounty Hunting,’
2bWhich will be completely different from ‘I Love My Rifle,’
3cBecause it will be all about a sawed-off rifle,
4dPlayed by Winchester Forty-Five Junior,
5eWho will live with a completely silent bounty hunter,
6Played by fSteve McKiller,
7Out west somewhere,
8And together, Winchester and Steve will hunt down outlaws,
9And either kill them dead,
10Or bring them back alive,
11Depending on whether the outlaws are really really funny,
12Or only mildly amusing,
13Which people will always be able to tell by whether Steve’s mouth twitches a lot,
14Or just a little.
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