The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

ED Chapter 41


A tropical island full of dummiesA lawman named Marshal Bullet
Chapter 41
For example, there will be a great comedy show called s‘I Love My Rifle,’
2Which will be all about an infallible rifle,
3Played by tWinchester Forty-Five,
4Who lives out west with a retired baseball player,
5Played by uCheek Bones,
6Who has to protect his little boy from outlaws every single week of the year,
7Which is why it’s so lucky that Winchester is there to give him so much great advice,
8And take care of all the funny outlaws,
9aWho can’t ever seem to learn how to shoot straight,
10No matter how many times Winchester shows them.
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