THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
A tropical island full of dummies
Chapter 39
There will be another comedy show called ‘I Love Gulligan,’
2iWhich will be completely different from other shows starring inanimate objects that talk,
3jBecause it will take place on a tropical island,
4Where there won’t be even a single suburb,
5Or even one white house,
6Which is why ‘I Love Gulligan’ will be such an enormous hit,
7And why everyone will come to love the ktalking dummy named Gulligan,
8Which is a shame you didn’t think of yourself,
9Because it would have been a perfect part for lMort,
10And you could have played the mCaptain,
11And I could have played the nmillionaire,
12Although I’m hard pressed to think of enough other dummies to round out the rest of the ocast.
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