THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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A talking horse named Mr. Red
Chapter 36
For example, there will be a great comedy show called ‘I Love My Horse,’
2cWhich will be very very different from other shows,
3dBecause it will be all about a sane architect named Wilmer,
4Who has a talking horse named Mr. Red,
5eOr something like that,
6fNot to mention a crazy blond wife,
7gAnd a nice white house in the suburbs,
8hAnd some funny next-door neighbors,
9iWho will all help Wilmer get into tremendous jams with his horse,
10Because they’re all too stupid to know that Mr. Red can talk,
11jWhich is just like humans, isn’t it?
12Anyway, Mr. Red will go on to become a very popular star,
13And maybe even more popular than some movie stars,
14kSuch as Franco the talking mule,
15Who will be a has-been long before Mr. Red comes along,
16Which doesn’t say anything at all about where Mr. Red will get the idea to start talking,
17Because all the really great comedy shows will be completely original,
18Not to mention clever,
19lWhich you’ll always be able to tell by how hard people are laughing on the prerecorded laugh track.
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