THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
Dick Tyler Morgue and Marie Van Dirge
Chapter 34
There will be another great comedy show called ‘I Love Badger,’
2kWhich will be completely different from other shows,
3lBecause it will be all about a crazy little boy named Badger Cadger,
4Who will have sane parents named Jane and Word,
5Even though Word will hardly ever say anything except ‘You want to tell me about it, Badger?’
6But Badger will never want to tell Word about it,
7Because it’s too awful,
8Whatever it is,
9Even though Badger and his brother Walleye hardly ever do anything that’s really awful,
10mBecause they live in a nice white house in the suburbs,
11nWhere nothing awful ever happens,
12Which may help explain why ‘I Love Badger’ will become so very popular,
13Although,
14You know.
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