THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Comedies where nothing funny happens
Chapter 31
There will be another great comedy show called ‘I Love Father,’
2Which will be completely different from other shows,
3kBecause it will be all about a sane dad,
4Played by lMiracle Wilby,
5Who will have a sane wife with a snooty accent,
6Played by mMr. Sprocket’s mother,
7nNot to mention some helpful and well-mannered children,
8oWho will live with Father in a nice white house in the suburbs,
9pWhere nothing ever happens,
10For years.
11In fact, people will adore Father and he will become very popular,
12qEven though nothing funny will ever happen on his comedy show either,
13rWhich is why he’ll use the same prerecorded laugh track that Deana uses,
14sEven though he won’t be quite as popular as Deana Rood,
15tWhat with Deana being a real attractive-looking woman after all,
16uIn spite of always having her dress buttoned up to her neck.
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