THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Comedies where nothing funny happens
Chapter 30
There will be another great comedy show called ‘I love Deana,’
2bWhich will be completely different from ‘I Love Lucky’ and ‘I Love Margie,’
3cNot to mention ‘I Love Alice,’
4dBecause it will be all about a sane blond housewife,
5Played by eDeana Rood,
6fWho will have a mild-tempered husband with a cardigan and a newspaper,
7Played by gKarl Botch,
8hNot to mention some helpful and well-mannered children,
9iWho will live with Deana in a nice white house in the suburbs,
10Where nothing ever happens,
11For years.
12In fact, people will adore Deana and she will become very popular,
13Even though nothing funny will ever happen to her or her family,
14Which won’t be a problem at all,
15Because there will be a wonderful prerecorded laugh track on the show,
16jSo that everybody will know which unfunny things to laugh at.
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