The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

ED Chapter 28


TV comedies are clever and original
Chapter 28
There will be another great comedy called ‘I Love Alice,’
2dWhich will be completely different from ‘I Love Lucky,’
3eBecause it will be all about a sane redheaded housewife;
4Played by fJane Audrey,
5Who will have a funny, hot-tempered husband named Ruff,
6Played by gJokie Gasman,
7hNot to mention some funny married friends named Tipsy and Ed,
8No relation to you, of course,
9iWho will live in the apartment upstairs from Alice and Ruff,
10jAnd help them have all kinds of incredibly funny adventures,
11Especially Ruff,
12Who will become one of the most famous people in the world,
13kAnd absolutely everybody will adore him,
14Which is why Jokie Gasman will make millions and millions of dollars,
15In spite of being fat and loud and obnoxious in every part he plays,
16And especially this part,
17Although he’ll always make up for being so obnoxious by lkissing Alice at the end of the show,
18And telling her how much he loves her,
19Just like everybody else.
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