THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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Eric Crankcase and Chet SeveredheadThe TV journalists explain everything
Chapter 17
They will be there when the most powerful nation in the world goes to war in a mysterious and inscrutable land,
2Far far away,
3lIn Indochina.
4But they will make sure that the people see it all,
5Every facet of every angle of every issue,
6Reading as much as three and a half or four minutes of news into the camera about it every night,
7Not to mention showing everything,
8Including the good and the bad and the ugly,
9In color,
10On tape,
11And edited specially so that the people can understand the amysterious and inscrutable things they are seeing.
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