THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
Eric Crankcase and Chet Severedhead
Chapter 16
They will be there when the major hpolitical parties have their nominating conventions,
2Every four years,
3iSitting at their big desks,
4Overlooking the proceedings on the convention floor,
5Somewhat above it all,
6Because a journalist has to be able to see,
7jAnd they will start explaining what it is the politicians are saying,
8kAnd what they really meant,
9Completely without bias,
10Because they are above it all,
11And can be trusted implicitly,
12Like a friendly uncle.
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