THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ED
Eric Crankcase and Chet Severedhead
Chapter 14
And in time, the people will come to depend on their favorite TV journalists,
2bWho will have fine, important sounding names,
3Like Eric Crankcase,
4And Chet Severedhead,
5And Walter Wrinkley,
6cAnd even David Hunkley.
7The world will change at lightning speed in years to come,
8But people will feel safer knowing that Eric and Chet and Walter and David are there to keep an eye on things,
9dGiving them twenty-two whole minutes of news every night,
10Which they will read into the camera all by themselves,
11eNight after night after night.
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