VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S FORMULAS · FOR THE
DREXELITES
X isn’t coming back out of the limit
Chapter 7
Yes my friends,
2As you may have suspected long before this,
3We have entered a mathematical zone that can be described by a term you learned way back in dAlgebra,
4Which is easy to demonstrate as follows:
5If hope for the future is a function of human civilization represented as f(x),
6eWhere x = all possible values of civilization in the future,
7Then it really does not matter if there is some current residual value to civilization,
8Because civilization is headed for fzero,
9Thanks to thermonuclear weapons and all that,
10Which we can express more technically by saying that gx is in the limit, going to 0,
11Which means that hope for the future is also going to 0,
12Which suggests that there may be better ways of spending your life than trying to make a difference,
13hBecause x isn’t coming back out of the limit,
14If you know what I mean.
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