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2HI THERE CHIPHEADS
3THIS PROGRAM COMPUTES THE NET CONTRIBUTION YOU CAN EXPECT TO MAKE TO YOUR FELLOW MAN IN YOUR LIFETIME
4iTHIS PROGRAM USES A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR TO DUPLICATE THE LOGIC OF THE UNIVERSE
5PLEASE TYPE YOUR NAME
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7THANK YOU BOZO
8PLEASE TYPE YOUR IQ
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10YOU MUST BE PROUD TO HAVE SUCH A HIGH IQ BOZO
11PLEASE TYPE THE NUMBER OF YEARS YOU EXPECT TO BE USING THIS IQ BOZO
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13YOU REALLY ARE AN OPTIMIST AREN’T YOU BOZO
14aNOW I WILL CALCULATE THE PROBABILITY THAT A PERSON OF YOUR IQ CAN MAKE A SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD bASSUMING THAT ALL OTHER CONDITIONS REMAIN CONSTANT
15cPROBABILITY = 0
16THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WITH ME AND HAVE A NICE DAY BOZO
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