VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S FORMULAS · FOR THE
DREXELITES
BASIC is much better than English
Chapter 5
Now, I’d really hate for you fcomputer jocks to feel left out,
2gBecause we all talk different languages,
3Don’t we?
4That’s why I’d like to translate the very same formula into the high-technology language you guys understand,
5Namely BASIC,
6Which is actually much much better than English,
7hBecause it has so many fewer words,
8And each word means only one thing,
9Which makes it all nice and easy,
10Doesn’t it?
11Fortunately, our program’s all ready,
12And all I have to do is type RUN,
13Which is generally great advice for a Harrier,
14And especially this time,
15As you’ll see.
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