VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S FORMULAS · FOR THE
DREXELITES
p = f(h)
Chapter 2
Let h stand for the summation of all discrete events in the entire course of human history,
2And let p stand for progress,
3Where p is a function of h,
4Such that p = f(h).
5Now,
6Can anybody calculate for me the value of p?
7Of course, the brighter ones will already have figured it out,
8Because it’s really quite simple:
9fp = 0.
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