VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S FORMULAS · FOR THE
DREXELITES
D+C+B=I
Chapter 11
Isn’t this great?
2We’re almost done.
3I just want to make sure this is all clear to you accounting types,
4Because there’s another way of stating the formula,
5So that you’ll understand it better:
6$ = I,
7Where $ = Money, of course,
8gOr beans, if you want to use technical jargon,
9And I = Invulnerability,
10hAs before.
11Thus, the more beans you rake in, the less other people can hurt you,
12Which leaves more time for focusing on tinier and tinier problems that don’t matter at all.
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