VICE-PRESIDENT WAYNE’S FORMULAS · FOR THE
DREXELITES
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Chapter 1
It’s great to see all you anumbers jocks,
2Because it isn’t often that bI get to enjoy the heavy-duty quantitative stuff with a bunch of engineers, scientists, computer jocks, and accounting types,
3And I’m having a real hard time here suppressing my ecstasy.
4In fact, if I had a really awful corny joke to start with,
5I would tell it to you now,
6Except that I left it in my other plastic penholder,
7In my other shirt pocket,
8Which is really kind of too bad,
9I guess.
10Anyway,
11We’ll be going over some important material today,
12Material about the cWay of Harry,
13Which you might prefer to think of as a series of dsimple formulas for living,
14Without having to engage in any eratiocination,
15At all.
16Sound intriguing?
17Good.
18Then let’s synchronize our digital watches and get started.
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