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Chapter 55
Dustin will make another important movie with a great director called Sam Peckinpap,
2zWho will show everybody the incredible brutal violence that everyone is capable of,
3Without exception,
4Including even short confused looking people like aaDustin Hopeless,
5Who will star in a Peckinpap movie called a‘The Wild Getaway Dogs,’
6Which will be all about what it’s like to live in a remote little rural cottage surrounded by bpsychotic workmen who want to kill you, and crape your wife, and even dhang your cat in the closet,
7And that’s why you have to shoot as many of the workmen as you can,
8With your ten-gauge pump action shotgun,
9In slow motion,
10eSo that the blood just absolutely fountains all over the place in rivers and brooks and streams,
11fAnd then hop in the car and run for the border,
12Shooting absolutely everyone and everything you run into along the way,
13In slow motion,
14gSo that the blood erupts in geysers and jets and torrents,
15hAnd stopping only long enough to have wild sex in a cheap hotel,
16Except that the workmen also have to stop for some wild sex with iGloria Bumper,
17jAt the same hotel,
18Which means there has to be a showdown,
19Where things get really violent,
20So that Dustin and his beautiful wife,
21Played by kAli McGoo,
22Have to pull out the lmachine guns they’ve saved for a rainy day,
23And start mowing down workmen like crazy,
24In slow motion,
25mSo that the blood explodes across the screen in floods and cataracts and oceans of gore,
26nUntil they finally make their getaway,
27oIn an old ppickup truck,
28And even tip the driver,
29qWho is the only other character to survive the movie,
30Which just shows you what it takes to get by in the modern world,
31What with people being the way they are and all.
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